Hallelujah!
August 13th, 2007 by Josh
It is a red letter day here in the U.S. I think from this point forward, August 13th should be known as “End of Rove Day” and we should all get to go home and get drunk to celebrate. It’s a miracle!
In case you haven’t heard or guessed (inconceivable!) I’m talking about Karl Rove’s resignation. This is a momentous occasion. The Devil has left the White House! Politicians and political functionaries leave for one of two reasons (as far as official excuses go): to spend more time with their family or for health reasons. Rove went with the family angle. His poor, poor family, having to see more of him.
Alas, I fear it’s too soon to celebrate too joyously. We can’t really count Rove out yet. He claims that he’s going to work on a book, but if he wanted to get involved in getting the next Republican president elected in 2008, this would be a good time to free up his schedule. Even if that’s not what’s going on, I just don’t see him as going out to pasture. He’s too devious. He hasn’t been so effective with managing Bush’s popularity while in office. . but how can he? His strength lies in getting the unelectable elected. I don’t believe we’ve seen the last of Dr. Lucifer Rove, Doctor of Spinology.
But for now, I’m just going to keep on celebrating.
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October 18th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
[...] This all gives me hope that I might have a distant celebrity relative. Now all I have to do is find out who it is and get in their good graces. Or at least in their will. Of course with my luck, I’ll probably find out I’m related to KarlRove. [...]