Justice Darth Vader?
October 27th, 2005 by Josh
Citing the inability of a SCOTUS justice to wear blue to work, Harriet Miers has withdrawn her name from consideration. Who knew she was such a slave to fashion?
So what happens now? Nothing good, surely. It’s nice to see that I wasn’t the only person with the little conspiracy theory I came up with right after the nomination.
A friend of mine said that Rove might have actually been behind this nomination, allowing someone to go forward who would get very little support, so that any opposition to the next nominee could be portrayed as obstructionism. And that next nominee will likely be a very far right ideologue, or as my friend said, Darth Vader.
At least we know Darth Vader wouldn’t have a problem wearing a black robe every day.
Attorney: And that’s why it’s critical to our society that we protect the civil rights of those held in government custody. Thank you.
Justice Vader: I find your arguments quite disappointing, counselor. [makes squeezing gesture with thumb and index finger]
Attorney: [gasps] [chokes] [falls down dead]
It’s nice to see there is at least one conservative out there that actually thinks rather than regurgitating terms like “strict originalist” or “strict constructionist” that they don’t really understand. Even though our goals and philosophies are definitely not aligned, I have to respect the Conservative Princess for that.
Do you really want an strict Originalist? No. No conservative really wants that. What conservatives do know is that they have no idea what they want. They only believe that they want an Originalist because it means that Roe could get overturned, but newsflash! someone who spells an end for Roe in the Originalist sense, might take a strike or two at Federalism and the Commerce Clause every once in a great while.
While I don’t think Miers was a very qualified candidate, nor that she wasn’t a crony, I am more afraid of who is coming next than I was of her. Anyone who doesn’t fear Darth Vader is probably mentally deficient.
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